i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless
why do people say “grow some balls” when they want someone to act tougher? like do you know how weak balls are? you punch someone where the sun don’t shine and they’re going down.
we should say “grow a vagina.” vaginas can take poundings. they bleed every month and never die.
i yelled OH GROW A VAGINA today in english when a kid dropped a book on his hand and my teacher laughed so hard he cried
ok so this just hit me
humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.
so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?
Either demons aren’t real, or demons are afraid because humans keep coming up with $40 solutions to demon problems.
Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
actually, unless your ass is fuckin two dimensional, you’ll probably want to use
to approximate one cheek of a dual-ellipsoid shaped ass